RECURRING ANNOYANCE NUMBER FOUR ...music television... 
the worst channel...ever... for comcast in the area, its channel forty three...when i used to flip through channels, i used to stop at channel forty two and type the number four twice...just so i wouldnt have to take a glimpse at yet another reality show on the so called music television... they even have the balls to have an mtv2. you know whats on mtv2? to my knowledge...MUSIC!...why dont they not waste money by not having two channels and 100% less reality shows? 
when i was growing up, it all started with the real world...thats fine...stick a bunch of douchebags and sluts into the same house for a series of months and see how much drama they can create...acceptable...its like a soap opera because its more realistic...you know, like a reality show...cause everyone loves soap operas right? 
there was also beavis and butt-head...two high schoolers who thought they were cool but werent...the episodes would have a simple plot...and within the show there were music videos...of musicians...playing their music...it was like a commercial within the cartoon itself...youd listen to their commentary and it would be funny...see this qualified as a show that belonged on the network...it was funny...it displayed music videos...and had a small plot...the show was funny enough to have its own movie...however, the movie doesnt prove my point because it has nothing to do with music... then we have a whole ass load of other shows...lets see what garbage can i remember at the top of my head? pimp my ride with xzibit...cribs...room raiders...some sweet sixteen crap...life of ryan...rob and big... where do i begin...since i used to be a skateboarder, ill start with rob and big...big was first introduced to me when i was watching a dvd called The DC Video. a skateboarding video featuring the riders of the dc shoe company. it was groundbreaking and holds a place in my heart...we learn why rob hired big and you can actually see him doing his job...its legitimate and youre like "hey big is actually kinda cool." but then they decide theyre capable of making a show that would last...and due to the douchebaggery of the viewers of mtv, it has...the one and only episode ive seen of rob and big is where rob buys a mini horse...big has a whole plate of chicken wings after a night of drinking...how is this supposed to be entertaining?...my sister-in-law used to work for dc and she said rob was a dick...rob deer-dick...she said dave mirra was the only nice person...i got his autograph...awesome...you know whats not awesome? rob and big... moving onto life of ryan...let me give you a brief explanation of ryan sheckler's life...skateboarding prodigy...must have gotten his first board when he was around three years old...to my knowledge he turned pro when he was twelve or thirteen years old on birdhouse, the skateboard company of tony hawk...then he went to the almost team with legendary riders like rodney mullen, the godfather of skateboarding, and daewon song, the greatest korean american skateboarder to ever ride on this earth, thrasher skater of the year 2006...so hes got talent...he wins many competitions...hes set for life...he never has to worry about money...he once won fifty grand at the world competition in australia...he doesnt have to worry about anything right now...yet, he decides to complain about his life on mtv...what do you have to complain about? "wah wah...no girl will ever like me for who i am...they just wanna be with me because im a skater...wah wah..." well maybe if you didnt broadcast your life on the network where little teeny boppers would watch, maybe you wouldnt have that problem. many skateboarders have wives and stuff...its not a problem...youre making the problem...you are the problem...and another thing that pisses me off with ryan is the tattoo he has on his back...SHECKLER...like a football jersey except in huge font...just in case he forgets his name and someone sees him topless from behind, hes all good...what a faggot... sweet sixteen show...just watch the episode of south park where satan holds a halloween party...season ten...titled hell on earth... cribs and pimp my ride...lets begin with the camera and all the zooming in and out...theres also the rewinding and replaying and crap...i hate it...its like "okay we get it...stop it...youre making me lose focus...stop it...you know what i dont care anymore...this is like a fly hovering around..." ive seen a few episodes of cribs...theyre not that interesting...you just see how celebrities blow their money...for example, missy elliot has a lamborghini frame made into a bed with a flat screen under the hood...just listening to people talk about their homes is boring...like eric koston...hes an amazing skater and his name will be known for ages...but his house is boring...its nice, but boring...pimp my ride...isnt xzibit an actor now? shouldnt he be doing other things? i thought he was a rapper originally...but i guess i was wrong...the cars they end up making are cars that are cool when you first see it, but i would never imagine the people not getting tired of their cars...youre just a symbol for a cop to pull you over or follow you...and the way the people talk on the show is beyond annoying...its like their voices are being dubbed in...they try to talk all trendy and stuff but its like "dude shut up...just make the car..." the reality of this show is that the people probably just sell the car right after they drive it for a little while...but i guess people who do make their cars end up in that condition WOULD drive a ridiculous car like the ones that are made... room raiders...i hate room raiders...its so...................gosh...wont even waste my thoughts on this one... ive just talked about a few shows on music television...none of these shows have anything to do with music...except have it in the background...does trl still exist? i think the only successful thing with mtv are the award shows...the network needs to change its name from mtv to rtv...you can only guess what the acronym stands for...and just make mtv2 into mtv...media television makes more sense...they wouldnt have to change it to rtv...they could just leave it at mtv...you know, so that they dont have to lie to people by having them THINK that theyre going to watch shows about MUSIC...but no, i dont think theyre smart enough to do such a thing...it would be like putting ice into a cup with a beverage that isnt cold and is best served chilled...it would make too much sense...what happened to television? why does it suck so hard? | 
